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Leon never used the phase "As useless as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest" ever again.
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TheWeasel |
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Kevin:" Oh come on guys! Fluffy isn't that bad!"
Jim:" It's a HUNTER Kevin!"
Kevin:" He's misunderstood, that's all!"
Jim:" HE ATE MARK!"
Kevin:" THAT'S CAUSE HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD!!"
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calvin3017 |
227 |
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<Pizza Guy> That'll be $13.75 <Kevin> KEVIN RYMAN PAYS FOR NOTHING!
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TheDuckOfDeath |
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Giving the blonde a handgun? Definitely
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Wesker.Jr |
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Like the bible said "Thou has been owned!"
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ResidentEvilFan666 |
272 |
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<Jill> (grabs her boobs) Heh...Not as grand and fine as these...
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x_cry |
163 |
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So this is how the world looks through the eyes of Salazar.....
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cannedcream |
271 |
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Disaster strikes as the "Stab Me" sign Leon jokingly placed on Ada's back draws attention from the wrong sort of person
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LegacyVirus |
228 |
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Leon:"Tell me where Ada is!!!" Ada:"I am Ada!!!" Leon: "Ada doesnt wear glasses!" *Ada takes off glasses* Ada:"There happy now?" Leon:"Ada doesnt wear a ribbon around her neck!" *Ada takes off ribbon* Ada:"Now do you believe me?" *Leon pauses* Leon:"Ada doesnt wear a skirt!"
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Afrochiapet |
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Alexia needed a Linear shot, Birkin needed an exploding train, Nemesis needed a rocket launcher...this zombie...needs... a hug
(198 points) |
Wesker.Jr |
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Chris' gymnastic ribbon dance suddenly goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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R.E.Freak |
178 |
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Jil''s kniferun plan went wrong when she accidentally jammed her knife into the wall behind her.
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9th_Survivor |
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<Leon>..*stares at Ammo Counter in corner*....That things been following me all day...and it knows my name! *screams*
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LegacyVirus |
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Leon: I need a weapon! Lemme borrow your arm...
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SeiferRX |
309 |
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Oh great, now the Canadians are trying to kill me too!
(191 points) |
dark_ninja_of_lightness |
252 |
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It was a hard time for biological weapons until *theme song starts* KUNG-FU FIGHTING CRICKET! Give him an ass and he'll kick it! KUNG-FU FIGHTING CRICKET! Give him a clit and he'll lick it! KUNG-FU FIGHTING CRICKET! Give him a nose and he'll pick it! KUNG-FU FIGHTING CRICKET!
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Biohazard_CV |
285 |
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Alyssa: "I thought you said it was flame retardant!"
Yoko: "No, I said, "Put away that flame you retard!"
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DethKiller_25 |
143 |
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Jim: "Trip me will you, you little bastard?!"
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Marcus |
248 |
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Zombie: "If I lay 500 bucks on the ground, in the time it takes you to pick it up, you have to let me have my way with you from behind."
Yoko: "Ok."
2 hours later
Jim:"Yoko what happened?"
Yoko:"That bastard had 500 in quarters!"
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Trayton |
170 |
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<Ashley> "Leon...I think I might be pregnant with Wesker's baby..." Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!
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wolfboyzero |
329 |
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