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REBECCA: Dear God! He'll run us down on his invisible motercycle! BILLY: Shoot the tires! SHOOT THE TIRES!
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cannedcream |
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Little Miss Valentine sat on a tuffet, reloading her shotgun each day, but along came a HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
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Jon |
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Turns out the enemies in RE5 don't attack you. They just make you stand in the corner and think about what you did.
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9th_Survivor |
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"FLYING zombies?!?! Fuck this!"
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JasonCrowe |
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Chris: *Looking at map* I hope I got the right coordinates. I gotta rescue Claire from the Antarctic. *Looks up* Aw crap!
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K.4nG |
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Ashley: "Leon... Those freaks injected me with some sort of parasite."
Leon: "Uh... What?"
Ashley: *Sigh* "Leon... Je crois quils m ont inject'e quelque chose dans le cou."
Leon: "Those bastards!!"
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Slith365 |
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Leon's methods of preventing his friends from driving drunk was a bit more unusual than most.
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LegacyVirus |
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Chris attempts to become the first person ever to shoot a zombie using only his ass muscles.
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weskerrules |
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CLAIRE: "I wish there were no more zombies or monsters here..." CHRIS: *holds out his hand* "Well, Claire, shit in one hand and wish in the other, and see which one fills up first."
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stephen_mathis |
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<Chris>.........<Claire> Hmmm....<Chris>...Uhm Claire? <Claire> Be quiet! <Chris>...When it says "Press Any Key to Continue" it doesn't mean an actual ke- <Claire> Shut-up! I'm going to find it myself
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LegacyVirus |
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Man: "Please... Take this wallet and give it to my wife..."
Sherry:" Ok..."
*Takes wallet*
Man: "What a nice... *Dies*"
Sherry: "What only 5 bucks..."
*Throws wallet back at man.*
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Nature-nerd |
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Oh my God! Zombies! Oh my God! A wall!
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R.E.Freak |
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Sherry:don't eat me please!!!!!I'm just a little child lost in a police station crawling with zombies and other horrible things,my dad is a freak and my mom is a maniac bitch!!!!!*Sherry thinks for a while*Sherry:do me a favor...eat me please!!!!!
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Drake |
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Red Bull gives you wings!
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seatrooper |
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Morpheus: How about you stop giving us 1 point each and start giving us 10? *cocks gun*
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ChildofTheDevil |
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Jim: Fuck this! *goes to sleep*
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Wesker_wannabe |
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zombie wispers: oh my go! i loved you in "the tuxedo"!
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nugun |
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To save Richard, place six amulets in the holes.
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weskerrules |
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* 0.5 seconds before* Ashley: Let's poke it with a stick! *Poke*
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SeiferRX |
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS: <Leon> He's chained up by the bad guys, so he must be a good guy right?
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LegacyVirus |
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