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Chris: Ok so when i open this door you go first. Sheva: Why do i have to go first. Chris: Cos you know, your black, thats how this works. |
riot232
on Sep-09-10 at 05:41 AM |
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Chris: So Sheva... you're a girl right? Sheva: Don't even go there... I mean it. |
StrafingBahamut
on Aug-18-10 at 02:31 PM |
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sheva:ooh have you not heard
chris: heard what?
sheva:ooh i thought everyne knew
chris:KNEW WHAT!
sheva: that b b bird bird bird bird is the word |
fangnotvanille
on Aug-14-10 at 05:06 AM |
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Chris: "So uhhh yeah, I was told you were a prostitude. Now that I know your not, can I have my credit card back. Jill wanted to get a boob job and it aint cheap..." |
DeepMoan
on Aug-08-10 at 02:25 AM |
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Sheva showing Chris the difference between boys and girls. |
DeepMoan
on Aug-08-10 at 02:16 AM |
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chris:hey sheva, something weird..... thers somthin in my pants and it- its gettin bigger..... |
hardcoreREfan135
on Jul-31-10 at 11:13 AM |
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Chris:- Sheva, i know you're excited.. but , please.. could you take your hand off my penis?.. |
ResidentEvilFetish
on Jul-30-10 at 04:21 PM |
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Sheva: I'm a believer in Equality and Opportunity (squeezes left) this is Equality and (squeezes right) this is Opportunity |
Wesker.Jr
on Jul-19-10 at 05:15 AM |
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Sheva: ...leaving the facility's west entrance largely unguarded for the duration of the power outtage. Chris: heh...boobies... |
Wesker.Jr
on Jul-19-10 at 05:13 AM |
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Oh, yes they're real. And they're SPECTACULAR! |
quistis218
on Jul-10-10 at 04:19 AM |
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Sheva: It's 10 bucks. I don't kiss and I don't do weird shit. Chris: 10 BUCKS!?!??...Damn those expensive Afro whores! |
PainInTheAss
on Jun-06-10 at 05:48 AM |
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Sheva: Can we get some privacy here?
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TribalShevaRox
on Jun-05-10 at 10:21 PM |
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Chris:" Sheva if you switch to your pistol when I clearly just gave you the rocket launcher one more fucking time... |
calvin3017
on May-23-10 at 06:40 AM |
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Sheva: Allright Chris, let's go over our strategy one more time. I'll cover the ground floor. You take that ladder up and...CHRIS!!!...Are you LISTENING!!? Chis: Say wha...!? Oh I'm sorry, didn't catch any of that! All my brain-blood went into my boner! |
PainInTheAss
on May-22-10 at 11:38 AM |
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Sheva: It's a cock. I hope it isn't Chris's-
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Orthrus
on May-02-10 at 04:28 PM |
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Chris: Sheva, how come capcom made you sexy and likeable? Sheva: because of the harsh truth.
*Somewhere in africa, the real shevea.* Laquiqui: yall mothafukas better not put them tunges on me, ewww, hey!!!!!!!! il cut yooou, boiii, dont make me call tyrone. |
crawler
on Apr-27-10 at 12:56 AM |
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Chris: "OK! Sheva, I think I've come up with a caption that is sure to take the lead!" Sheva: *sigh* "Lets hear it." Chris: "Ahem, Chris was reluctant to finish his soup upon being interrupted by Kanye and informed that it was his blood." *Sheva blows her brains out* Chris: ".....No good then?" |
notnewjustold
on Apr-08-10 at 10:10 PM |
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And the staring contest goes on... |
ECdeadly
on Apr-03-10 at 09:40 PM |
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Chris:So how much? Sheva:Im not a prostitute! |
IamTehMerchant
on Mar-31-10 at 07:18 PM |
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Sheva: Chris, it's okay to feel worried about Jill but everything will be fine... Chris: I'M A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK AND I CAN COUNT TO POTATO!!! Sheva: ...yeeeah... |
z_o_m_b_i_e
on Mar-29-10 at 10:35 AM |
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chris "and that alien was robin williams..." |
themaybatatter
on Mar-16-10 at 12:51 AM |
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Chris: So I heard you liek mudkips.
Sheva:.... |
johnny,morbid
on Mar-08-10 at 11:33 PM |
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Chris: so what would u do for a klondike bar |
godlovesugly616
on Mar-07-10 at 10:12 PM |
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SHIVA: ...Now, wait a minute, Chris!
CHRIS: Yes, it's true!
SHIVA: You mean to tell me that Wesker was in on 911?
CHRIS: Yes
SHIVA: Chris, you've been listening to Alex Jones again, haven't you? |
michaelREfan
on Mar-03-10 at 02:16 AM |
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CHRIS: Shiva...it says here in Wesker's report that you didn't eat the soup!
SHIVA: So, who are you really, Chris Redfield--the one vote poster? |
michaelREfan
on Mar-02-10 at 11:27 PM |
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