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Alien 4... once again.. because a trilogy isn't enough. |
ResidentEvilFetish
on Jul-30-10 at 04:29 PM |
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Chris began to regret his decision to do a CPR course with TriCell |
Wesker.Jr
on Jul-19-10 at 05:02 AM |
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Goddammit, no tongue on the first date! |
Godzillafan93
on Jul-10-10 at 09:06 PM |
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Chris: "It seems you have a peice of corn stuck behind your way-oversized naval cavity at the back of your throught Mr. Monster."
Mr. Monster: "I knew I should've told mom I cant eat corn." |
BZAR1
on Jun-03-10 at 11:12 PM |
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british lady:dirty mouth? Clean it up with with new lost in nightmares gum pack. Chris: UGHHGHHH get of fagg!!! manji:*chew chew chew* Surprise!!! Chris: MY EYES, MY EYES!! IT BURNS!!! British lady: For A clean feeling, no matter what. |
crawler
on Apr-27-10 at 01:08 AM |
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Chris: Look, Mr. predator, you don't have to be so angry now, Aliens vs. Predator isn't the worst movie ever created anymore! I'm pretty sure that title has gone to "Twilight"... |
1st_Survivor
on Apr-21-10 at 05:51 PM |
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he only wants a hug |
leo3prosPRODUCTIONS2
on Apr-09-10 at 05:58 PM |
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2 guys 1 cup |
themaybatatter
on Mar-16-10 at 01:00 AM |
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Thats what chris gets for being so easy. |
godlovesugly616
on Mar-07-10 at 10:01 PM |
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HEELP! Sandy Balls! |
prem14
on Mar-03-10 at 05:57 AM |
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chris: That looks familliar....For some reason you remind me of Jill...hmmmm |
Holly181818
on Mar-01-10 at 12:59 PM |
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Chris: How did you know I used to be a dentist? |
Holly181818
on Mar-01-10 at 12:42 PM |
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Chris contemplates the odds of doing battle with the only mutated albino black guy in the country. |
kamesen24
on Feb-13-10 at 12:50 AM |
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Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in? |
kamesen24
on Feb-13-10 at 12:49 AM |
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I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU |
kamesen24
on Feb-13-10 at 12:47 AM |
20 points |
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"You can save her Chris! Just reach inside my throat hole!" |
RukiShot
on Jan-24-10 at 11:43 PM |
3 points |
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New to RE5: Gold Edition - Manjini with built in Ouroburos Hookshot! |
DeadPhoenX
on Jan-22-10 at 02:15 PM |
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Man: Nice to meet you, sir. They call me RapeFace.
Chris: Wait... why do they call yo--OH MY GODD!!! |
InVINCEblE
on Jan-21-10 at 11:43 PM |
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Chris' game of tag turns..."intimate." |
Karui
on Jan-15-10 at 10:25 PM |
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Mistah! Mistah! Get ME outta here!! |
stevebursinde
on Jan-15-10 at 04:44 AM |
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I'll tell you when i've had enough!! |
Leon_S_Redfield
on Jan-14-10 at 07:43 PM |
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Why didn't you finish the SOUP!?!? |
stevebursinde
on Jan-08-10 at 04:28 PM |
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Chris: "Sheva! Don't just stand there and help me!!" *Sheva throws an egg at Chris's head* Chris: "Sheva!! What the hell are you doing?!" *Sheva uses a blue herb on Chris* Chris: (sigh) "Kill me. Kill me now." |
notnewjustold
on Jan-05-10 at 12:33 AM |
21 points |
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<insert vagina joke> |
Chicken5
on Jan-03-10 at 03:45 PM |
31 points |
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Damn! With that mouth I bet you could suck start a leaf blower! |
Backlash
on Dec-29-09 at 02:06 AM |
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