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Jill: What do you mean, don't open that door?
Wesker: Shhh. You're breaking my focus. I *know* I can break these cuffs.
Jill: What cuffs?
Wesker: Shhh, I said!
Jill: You can't break those cuffs.
Wekser: I *can* break these cuffs.
Jill: You can't-
Wesker: ARGHHHHHH!
(Random music plays). |
Godzillafan93
on Jul-10-10 at 09:19 PM |
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The thought of Jill finding it smart to fill up her pack with a Broken Shotgun instead of first aid sprays, left him still. |
BZAR1
on Jun-03-10 at 11:15 PM |
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jill: wesker...wesker,i heard that-wesker:ALRIGHT, IM WITH UMBRELLA. jill: what?? i was gonna ask you if you were staring at my- wesker:OKAY I WAS STARING AT YOUR BOOBS. jill:.....i was gonna ask you if you if you were looking at my cool new gun! |
hardcoreREfan135
on Jun-02-10 at 10:05 PM |
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Wesker:This is the ultimate life form.*drops pants* |
IamTehMerchant
on Apr-04-10 at 09:43 PM |
9 points |
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Jill: Should we stick together. Wesker: No, you go exploring alone while i stand here and do nothing and be mysteriously missing when you come back. |
Zanika7
on Dec-28-09 at 06:48 PM |
18 points |
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JILL: Wesker, Did u watch survivor last night??
Westerk: Did it ever Occur to you that the world is overpopulated??
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StarsGeneralRicco
on Nov-17-09 at 07:34 PM |
7 points |
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Jill: Wesker, can I ask you something, was it really Chris's blood? (Cardboard model of Wesker collapses) Wesker: He he he... |
wesker193
on Oct-28-09 at 01:43 PM |
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Weskers thoughts: *" she thinks im thinking of a way to escape when really im peering at her chest through my dark dark glasses bwahahaha" |
osakanoob
on Sep-21-09 at 05:25 AM |
8 points |
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Jill: (looks arounds) well everyone's away checking out the mansion. What do you wanna do while we wait for them to come back? Wesker: Uhhh...lets... (thinking: dont say have sex, dont say have sex) have sex?(thinking: DAMN IT!) Jill: (smirks) okay |
Hashimerr
on Jul-15-09 at 02:03 AM |
10 points |
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Jill: Giant Wesker can surely take care of all of these zombies! |
Hashimerr
on Jul-06-09 at 07:28 PM |
18 points |
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Jill: Oh no zombies! Wesker: we have to combine our powers for this one! Wesker and Jill: WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE! (Jill and Wesker combine the rings on their hands together) Wesker: Form of, 2 DUMBASSES! (Wesker and Jill stand there and realize nothing happened) Wesker: Well...that didnt work |
Hashimerr
on Jul-03-09 at 12:18 AM |
20 points |
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So.... what are you?... Wesker: I am prototype T-1243. Jill: And you have to do what ever i say?.Wesker:affirmative.Jill:ok,..ok...hm..., well...,"barry comes in". Barry:Jill i found you. Jill: hey, take care of this guy will,ya. "Wesker grabs barry by the balls as he pulls out his pistol |
gotenks2029
on Jun-13-09 at 05:51 PM |
9 points |
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Wesker: Okay here's a thought. Instead of exploring this mansion how about we go get some donuts? I hear there's a great place just down the road. |
Aethos
on Jun-03-09 at 09:32 AM |
6 points |
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Jill: Okay Wesker now your gonna....hey arent you supposed to attack me? Helloooo? Wesker? HELOOOOO
*Wax Wesker melts*
Wesker: SUCKER!!!!!*runs like hell* |
superevildeathdoom
on May-30-09 at 02:18 PM |
9 points |
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Jill: I just don't get it...Chris shot the Cerberus in the intro to the game but now he doesn't have a gun. |
crimson-bread
on May-17-09 at 11:21 AM |
30 points |
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It took several minutes before Jill finally realised that the whole reason why Wesker wears sunglasses was to cheat at a their staring contest. |
crimson-bread
on May-17-09 at 11:13 AM |
10 points |
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Wesker: *under his breath* Someday Jill, you'll be my slave...
Jill: What Wesker?
Wesker: Um, nothing, just whispering diabolical plans to myself. By the way, you would look amazing in a skin-tight purple battle suit.
Jill: Um, thanks?
Wesker: Also, have you thought about going blonde? |
Leon91
on May-13-09 at 10:55 PM |
30 points |
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Jill: Why do you get a walkie-talkie?
Wesker: Because Im important.
Jill: Im important too *pouts*.
Wesker: Of course you are Jill *pats her on the head*. Now go get yourself kill- I mean, go explore the mansion while I wait here near the front door and act important. |
Leon91
on May-13-09 at 10:33 PM |
18 points |
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Jill:...I don't like you. |
llama
on Apr-15-09 at 01:05 AM |
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Wesker: Chris you drop your gun and wander off alone. Barry, you got to the dinning room. And Jill and I will find one of the bedrooms and have hours of wild sex. Alright team split up! |
HellScorpion
on Apr-04-09 at 10:14 AM |
18 points |
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Jill: Can I go to Dining room?
Wesker: I think Barry is already there.
Jill: Forget it, I won't... bother... him... can I go with you?
Wesker: No thanks, I'm not hungry. |
BenioX
on Mar-31-09 at 12:00 PM |
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Jill: You don't look like happy you are here... what happened?
Wesker: I love this home, I would like to live here... but...
Jill: But what?
Wesker: I lost my keys... |
BenioX
on Mar-31-09 at 11:58 AM |
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Jill: Can I borrow your glasses?
Wesker: Dennied! |
BenioX
on Mar-31-09 at 11:56 AM |
20 points |
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Wesker: Trust me Jill, I maybe a guy who remains calm in tense situations involving Zombies, Dogs, Hunters, Neptunes, Chimera's, Crimson Heads...even though you can just count those as zombies, and maybe even a Tyrant if we're lucky. But hey look at the bright side I wear sunglasses at Night.
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kewln00b
on Mar-24-09 at 09:56 PM |
10 points |
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Jill:Wesker, what are we goning to do? Wesker: i don't know. Just go in the kichen and make yourself a sandwitch or something. |
ClassicRed
on Mar-11-09 at 04:28 PM |
7 points |
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