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ALICE: I like the one of the left but the one of the right....Theres just something about it... |
StarsGeneralRicco
on Nov-17-09 at 07:45 PM |
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*Alice* Hi im a new surgeon. Who needs help? |
ECdeadly
on Aug-13-09 at 03:03 PM |
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The man-haunt for the one-point voter has begun |
ClassicRed
on Jul-16-09 at 10:28 PM |
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Carlos sits in the corner and cries hysterically. Not the fact that all of his oldest friends are dead or he's going to die himself when he was down on the ground and Alice helped him up he saw a ball sack and he just made out with her. |
kewln00b
on Jul-10-09 at 08:49 PM |
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Alice:Is this how the Statue of Liberty stands?
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Chickenator
on Jun-24-09 at 02:15 AM |
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allright thats it......WHO ATE MY SANDWICH FROM THE COMMUNITY FRIDGE?!?!?!? MY NAME WAS ON IT!!! |
REFANSUNITEDAGAINSTALFRED
on Jun-23-09 at 03:48 AM |
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Who Left The Fridge Open? |
REFANSUNITEDAGAINSTALFRED
on Jun-23-09 at 03:46 AM |
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And now for my next act, I will uhh... make a large scissors hee hee *open* *close* *open* *close* AAAHHH MY HAAANDDSS!!! |
orbitvibe
on May-29-09 at 05:50 AM |
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Alice: "Now, where the fuck did Anderson run off to?" |
TheSilenceIsBroken
on May-27-09 at 02:44 PM |
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Alice: free castrations for anyone who calls me a dude |
nemesis4life
on May-14-09 at 06:20 PM |
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Wai, wait, wait...is this a picture of Milla Jovovich...and she's wearing clothes? Why, that's more ridiculous than the world turning into a desert due to a zombie infection! |
llama
on Apr-16-09 at 10:19 AM |
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Alice: if anyone puts another caption saying that i'm a dude i'll cut their balls off mkay |
nemesis4life
on Apr-09-09 at 09:46 AM |
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Alice: In the Next Movie I'm going to turn into a cyborg capable of destroying all of umbrella while Wesker takes it up the butt like the little bitch he is, just to give Resident Evil fanboys/girls one last fuck before the movies are nothing more. |
kewln00b
on Mar-24-09 at 10:13 PM |
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Alice has been rick rolled for the last time... |
residentevilfan123
on Mar-15-09 at 10:21 AM |
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Newbie: Tee hee, I think I'll make some witty post about Alice not eating her soup!
ALICE: Hey, newbie...you say anything about me not eating my soup,and your balls are mine!
Newbie: (Gulp!) |
michaelREfan
on Mar-09-09 at 02:08 PM |
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ALICE: Hey, "PainInTheAss", I've got your updated captions right here! |
michaelREfan
on Mar-09-09 at 02:04 PM |
20 points |
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(Alice) Okay, one point poster, come and get me! |
michaelREfan
on Mar-09-09 at 02:02 PM |
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Hmm, I wonder how many more of these shitty movies I can make... |
Canadianpride8
on Feb-26-09 at 12:11 AM |
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Get your own ALICE(tm) brand chopper today! She slices, she dices, she wears inappropriate clothing for Dad and can teach little Billy karate! (umbrella corporation not responsible for any genocides of people with umbrellas committed by said product) |
KQswst104
on Feb-21-09 at 02:51 PM |
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(5 min earlier) Claire: Here's our stockpile. Get what you'll need, we won't be coming back for a bit. Alice: Fishnet stockings, trenchcoat, scarf and 2 knives HELL YEAH!! Claire: Are you su-- Alice: LET'S DO THIS! |
KQswst104
on Jan-29-09 at 04:51 PM |
8 points |
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To the guy who keeps voting for baz's post anytime mine gets close to overtaking it: fuck you. |
bjchit
on Jan-28-09 at 12:54 AM |
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we all know that red bull gives you wings.......sadly heat and 2 machetes SHAPED like wings do not |
eddsworld7
on Jan-20-09 at 01:02 PM |
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I have PMS and two machettes. Any questions? |
Captain_Wesker001
on Dec-31-08 at 05:15 PM |
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im pmsing so stay the fuck back! |
myfavcoloris4
on Dec-20-08 at 10:16 AM |
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Fuck this! Stick me in the damn dessert with no guns. FUCK YOU umbrella you can just suck my c***k! And what are these? Well thanks if I happen to walk into a corn field I'll be okay! Fuck you Umbrella, fuck you Resident Evil, Fuck you Nemesis, and Wesker, and that Rebecca lil' bitch too! |
DeepMoan
on Dec-13-08 at 05:26 PM |
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