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Leon:umm...wanna dance? |
luver_boy32
on Jul-23-08 at 05:30 AM |
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Ashely looks up from on all fours. Leon: What the f*** are you doing you dumb bimbo? |
BowDown07
on Apr-23-08 at 11:56 AM |
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Krauser: shouldnt we be fighting? Leon: yea but the fat-ass player is getting another burrito.
Krauser: Wanna getta drink?
Leon:hell ya!
(10 minuets later)Player: whered they go? |
Broken_Leon
on Mar-03-08 at 03:21 PM |
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RESIDENT HOMO |
thejakeanator
on Feb-04-08 at 11:23 PM |
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um my face is up here |
thejakeanator
on Feb-04-08 at 11:10 PM |
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Krauser: has anyone ever told you that you have the most loveily eyes in the world |
baronvoncostin
on Feb-04-08 at 05:27 PM |
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Leon: OBAMA! Krauser: HILLARY!!
Out of nowhere, Ada joins. Ada: DAVID HASSELHOFF |
zimie
on Jan-26-08 at 08:26 PM |
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Leon- At least I'm not a pussy like I was in RE2. Military Dude- You had a sex change? |
Fluffy_Licker
on Jan-11-08 at 01:58 PM |
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Leon: Shit, Krauser! What did you do?! (Krauser: Oh shut the hell up Leon! You knew that girl was a nuisance! -Kicks Ashley's body off the edge of the platform-) |
Koudelka_Rose
on Jan-08-08 at 10:11 PM |
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I guess when Krauser said he didn't want a hug he was serious |
tVirusInMyVeins
on Jan-01-08 at 02:37 PM |
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Leon-i dont tango but i can salsa like noones business |
Wesker_719
on Dec-22-07 at 08:16 PM |
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Secret Government Agent: Check.
Tight Fitting Uniform: Check.
Comlink to U.S. Government: Check.
Russing Bad Guys with grudges: Check.
So wait... Metal Gear Evil? |
Dead_Rising
on Dec-20-07 at 09:33 PM |
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Leon: Told you mine was bigger
Krauser: Shut up! Lemme find my ruler..... |
shadowrion
on Dec-15-07 at 03:37 PM |
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Salazar: Omigosh! Down here! The evil ruler! REMEMBER! |
Resi_Jesi
on Dec-05-07 at 04:27 PM |
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Leon and Krauser settled an old dispute by the most manly thing possible: A staring contest. |
Ackoral
on Nov-30-07 at 10:15 PM |
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Leons and Krauser were gazzing into each others eyes, When finally Leon made the first move. |
sweed
on Nov-30-07 at 05:13 PM |
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LEON: You used to be the good guy.. Why, Krauser? KRAUSER: YOU ATE MY COOKIE! It turned my world upside-down! Now you must pay! |
tVirusInMyVeins
on Nov-21-07 at 05:21 PM |
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YOU'RE TAKING A SHOWER YOUNG MAN! |
weskersucks980
on Nov-11-07 at 08:38 PM |
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Krauser: Were gonna make you finish your soup. |
Speyer
on Oct-25-07 at 01:40 PM |
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"Krauser, for the last time... im not GAY" |
unitymoon
on Oct-23-07 at 02:46 PM |
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Leon: Do you have a map?
Krauser:What?
Leon: I need a map because I'm lost in your eyes |
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on Oct-21-07 at 07:50 AM |
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Krauser: Hey uhh... Leon...?
Leon: Yeah?
Krauser: What IS your natural hair color...? Because it was light brown two seconds ago... Now you look like an albino...
Leon: ... Oh! It's.... Uhh.... -10 minutes later- I... I don't know....
-Twilight Zone music plays- |
SelfDistructInMyPants
on Oct-03-07 at 08:57 PM |
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KRAUSER: Stretch those hips you little maggot!! Double time!! Double time!! LEON: Sir!! Yes sir!! one sir!!... two sir!!... |
Avian
on Sep-23-07 at 02:02 AM |
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Axe 24-7 works all day and even in the toughest situations. |
EmberCole
on Sep-22-07 at 08:18 PM |
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Leon: Kissing? At a time like this? Krauzer: idiot i said wishing, you should be wishing at a time like this!! |
mooie6464
on Aug-22-07 at 07:57 PM |
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