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Carlos: We have to kill Alice!
Nicholai: Why?
Carlos: Because this movie sucks! If she's dead there won't be a sequel!
Nicholai: Right on. |
ZombieCop
on Sep-04-04 at 07:26 PM |
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(James Bond Music) BANG!!!. *Man goes up in flames* I'm James Bond. Licence to burn people to death. |
Stephen_O'Hare
on Sep-04-04 at 03:52 PM |
7 points |
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Man in flames (before)- And now you stir in small amounts of gasoline and then you stir in 2 teaspoons of freshly squeezed orange juice. put the lid on, shake well, and drink.*drinks* hmmm... maybe a little light up for the end of the magic trick. * begins smoking nadia's cigaretteth. |
Stephen_O'Hare
on Sep-04-04 at 03:50 PM |
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Its a bit sad. The only serviver thay find, and thay go and kill him. Yup i say Alice and Jill might want to stay away from them.....far away. |
Zombie_Hunter_D
on Sep-04-04 at 12:09 PM |
4 points |
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Guy with the gun= !!Now.. How Do You LIke D`Em Apples Bitch! |
Elmunday
on Sep-02-04 at 11:07 PM |
4 points |
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Even when you're armed to the teeth, when Wesker's face appears in a cloud of smoke, you know you're fucked. |
Retarded_Tyrant
on Sep-02-04 at 02:57 PM |
16 points |
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If you shoot a gun at a flaming scarecrow, you just might be a redneck |
Banditfatcat
on Sep-01-04 at 09:22 PM |
11 points |
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Nicholai: Shit! He's getting closer and I'm out of bullets! Carlos: I said we burn the infected corpses AFTER we kill them. AFTER!!! Now run, dumbass! |
DarkSpade
on Sep-01-04 at 08:33 PM |
4 points |
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Not thrown off by the flaming torso beside him, Carlos just wants to get the fuck out of there, after realizing there is a child's face on the wall behind him. |
Shadow5
on Sep-01-04 at 12:39 AM |
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guy in the middle: whoooo what a party, i am so drunk.
guy on the left: yeah burning these irakis sure is fun, sure thing mr garrison. guy on the right: o dude i got to fart. guys:hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. burning iraki:allah akhbar alla akhbar alla akhbar alla akhbar.
THE END ;) |
KJELL
on Aug-31-04 at 10:40 PM |
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Its not the zombie on fire, its not the guy shooting at the zombie on fire, its not that evil lookng face next to carlos' arm, what makes this picture scary is that the guy with the handgun is holding hands with the guy in the middle. |
LeonShotKennedy
on Aug-31-04 at 08:42 PM |
5 points |
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After the three left the bar after having a "few" drinks thay started to see the world a bit more diffrently. |
Zombie_Hunter_D
on Aug-31-04 at 07:07 PM |
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Merc:Oh crap,they got to the Fantastic Four! Zombie Torch:Flame on!
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Flaming_Torso
on Aug-28-04 at 08:56 PM |
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Man 1: BOB! BOB! Carlos: leave him! He's gone! Bob: *drifts towards fire) its so pretty....OW! IT BURNS! *aims gun* you'll pay for that! |
Ramen
on Aug-28-04 at 05:54 PM |
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Carlos: This is the last time I take any of you drinking Man 1: Do you ever think the Wal-Mart will be the same? Man 2: Goddamn! I never want to see another burning human being again! |
Ramen
on Aug-28-04 at 05:51 PM |
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they all suddenly realize that they were never gonna get out of neverland |
nugun
on Aug-27-04 at 06:13 PM |
5 points |
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Flame rounds?!! for a pistol!! You brilliant, brillliant man!!! |
sgtsaunders
on Aug-27-04 at 12:40 AM |
50 points |
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HOLY SHIT! THIS IS THE CRAZIEST TOOL CONCERT I'VE EVER BEEN TO! |
NimorImphraezel
on Aug-26-04 at 07:53 PM |
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IT'S RICHARD PRYOR! ..................................................... and he's pissed |
kevrocks
on Aug-25-04 at 08:10 PM |
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Dumber and Dumber reaches new heights as a man named Carlos in Iowa creates his own Guy Fawkes... with his husband Fred. |
MichelYuy
on Aug-25-04 at 03:08 PM |
3 points |
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GUNMAN: *Shoots: Zombie bursts into flames* CARLOS: Upset stomach? Heartburn getting to you? That guy should've used some Pepcid AC...**pulls out a roll** that's right. Pepcid AC...for the relief you've been...UMB SOLDIER: Um, Carlos, who're you talking to? |
thepyramidhead
on Aug-25-04 at 05:19 AM |
7 points |
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Guy with Gun: YO MAMA! |
STARSBecky13
on Aug-24-04 at 08:18 PM |
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Umbrella's newest weopon, the feared SC-Virus, spontanious combustion, symptoms include peeing pants, and wearing cliche clothing. |
Ironblindfold
on Aug-24-04 at 04:23 PM |
7 points |
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Chris:I told him not to play with my Zippo lighter fluid. |
DanimeX
on Aug-24-04 at 11:55 AM |
4 points |
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Guy with gun to guy on fire: "I TOLD you to take something for that heartburn." *shakes head* "That's hotwings for ya." |
Jills_Valentine
on Aug-24-04 at 04:10 AM |
18 points |
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